Dee’s Ds

Good feeling getting high as a kid. Drunk as a skunk on the coughing ol’Monk? Trying out bras when breasts are barely formed? Stuffing paper to pad them, puff them up? All of a sudden twenty years have gone by, breasts are there but priorities shifted from bosom-padding style. Now they barely say “hello” from […]


I am bloated.I am officially,properly bloated.Eating somethingcauses nausea,a belly the sizeof a balloon!Waiting impatientlyfor shark-week to start,as my body –syncs in with the moon?In harmony, symphonyof my hormones –causing tinnitus!I have no issue,none at all with my blood,just the cramps,mood-swings prior,not celebrating anythingbut being grumpy right now,just waitingfor this bloatingto subside and cravingsfor Gorgonzola pizzato […]