Came out from my bath and my hair was still wet. Didn’t stop me from cuddling up to the Baby Daddy.
Him: Honey, you are wet.
Me: Now you are Wetter! *Then I left the bed with an evil laugh*
Him *wide eyed*: Did you just crack a Dad Joke!?
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P.s. For those who didn’t get it – “Wetter” is an Swiss last name. In German it means “Weather”. That’s his last name.