Bloated

I am bloated.
I am officially,
properly bloated.
Eating something
causes nausea,
a belly the size
of a balloon!
Waiting impatiently
for shark-week to start,
as my body –
syncs in with the moon?
In harmony, symphony
of my hormones –
causing tinnitus!
I have no issue,
none at all with my blood,
just the cramps,
mood-swings prior,
not celebrating anything
but being grumpy right now,
just waiting
for this bloating
to subside and cravings
for Gorgonzola pizza
to be manageable
with pumpkin spice latte!