Dan-the-Man: Your family’s got those German villains in Hollywood movies jaw.
Me: Yeaaahhhhhhhhh! Like, obviously?
Dan-the-man: You got those brick jaws. You’re making Dolph Lundgren blush!
Me: Yes. I do have that jaw, even that head, don’t I?
Dan-the-man: Maybe that’s why the Germans feel intimidated by you and go on self preservation mode – they smell danger! They smell the gene. *makes crazy eyes and looks at me with comical fear*
Me: Le Sigh!
Dan-the-Man: You remember the girlfriend of Rocky when he is beaten?
Me: Adriennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! Hmmm… He does sound like a bull-in-heat.
So children, that’s how random a conversation between two ADHDers can go.