Me: My train schedule is all messed up.
Daniel: I don’t have my preferred train schedule this summer. They are doing repairs. Now I have to adjust my alarms.
Me: This is the most Swiss conversation I’ve had in the morning.
Having a best-friend as a roomie can be as good as it is bad. We disagree on a bunch of things but agree on a bunch as well. And knowing not to take anything personally is always a good practice.
And so my day begins. My sleep schedule is completely out of order, and all of a sudden I am motivated to actually try and speak German with my horrid grammatical mistakes. Now, while at it – if I turn into a zombie kindly use the crowbar framed and hanging from my bedroom wall, marked “Incase of headcrab infestation”. Also remember not to get too cocky while doing so – it might just work on its own to split you in half. Pure gore.
A nice and slow, fresh Swiss-summer morning. The kind I like.