Tinder

Have you ever

swiped through Tinder’s

inevitable sea of men

and realised this

whole thing was just

making you feel worse?

I had told myself the other day

“Girl it’s so not worth!

You may swipe through five more

and if you don’t find anybody nice,

you’ll just drink some tea

and go to bed – and wake up

fresh and wild!”

So, I swiped…

once… please God, give me

someone nice to talk.

twice… ew, is this the new norm?

three… this is sad, but hypnotic.

I shall carry on swiping.

four… Yikes!! Is this profile griping?

five… Je ne sais pas quoi!

six…

seven…

eight…

infinity.